Saturday, September 20, 2008

What's Happening

祝(某某人),
早点脱离‘胃痛’
早日康复

给Mr. Ong,
给Jenny,
不要太伤心
节哀顺便


T
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I'm back

前几天
不懂什么事发生
keyboard突然间不能用
又不算坏了
因为有些功能案件还能按
只是A~Z,0~9不能按哦
电池也换过了(wireless keyboard)
跟USB也reconnect过了
一样不能
最后换一架Logitech Cordless Keyboard
昨天才安装好
在这期间
用MSN聊天的时候
还被逼用handwritting回复朋友
几辛苦哦T_T

也好啦
因为keyboard坏
正巧是Trial Examination期间
可以“阻止”我玩games也是

讲到Trial Exam
有些科目真的不会做咯
像Biologi
要做到吐血了
眼泪还一直流(太累)
Physics Paper 3也分回来了
不好~
希望接下来分回的科目可以“higher”一点啦^^
God Bless Me~!

对不起给
我的blog的visitor们
对不起不能update blog
不能reply comments
pai seh~pai seh~

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Ah Beng's Stories

1.
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !

2.
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : 'Do you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : 'Yes !'
Ah Beng : 'Give me a green one, please '

3.
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ' Yes '

4.
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
Ah Beng : 'What does it do ?'
Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Ah Beng : 'I'll buy it'
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Ah Beng : 'It's a thermos flask.'
Boss : 'What does it do ?'
Ah Beng : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
Ah Beng : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'

5.
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

6.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.

7.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

8.
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : 'I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!'

9.
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah -

but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah' 'Oh dear !' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
'But ..
what happened to the other ear ?'
Ah Beng answered : 'That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!'

10.
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME
THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Ah Beng : 'THANK YOU lah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

11.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.
'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS'.

12.
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE' and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
Ah Beng replies : 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah

Trial Examination

要考Trial了咯
朋友都准备迎接这挑战的到来了吗?

从9月8号考到23号叻
几sien一下的咯
不过一生人只有一次嘛
几sien也有点新鲜感的
哈哈。。。

几多活动都暂时stop掉了
玩电脑stop了
看电视stop了
武术练习也stop
不过
心跟头脑还一样正常操作着啦
=.=|||

朋友们
要照顾身体哦
不要读到废寝忘食啊
等下考场没有你的出现
就没有第二次的补考了哦

大家加油啊!
加油。。。加油。。。加油!

《失恋学》

《最近》,总是《睡不着》,哼着《关于你的歌》,《很想说》,《现在很想见你》。

《记得吗》,《离别》的《那年》,下着《乌布雷阵雨》。《你走了》,《我难过》的《Crying In The Rain》。看我流泪,你头也不回,你那熟悉的《背影》在雨中渐渐模糊。《别说我的眼泪你无所谓》。

曾经,你唱着《你和我》的《那首歌》,说会给我《童话》般的爱情。乘着《爱的滑翔翼》,带我《远走高飞》,向《幸福车站》出发。那是我们的《约定》。

《你走了》,我《日日夜夜》徘徊《寂寞边界》,《一个人哭》。忘了是什么时候开始,寂寞代替你向我说晚安。在《孤单北半球》里,看着《六色彩红》,不停地为你寻找《一万个理由》,骗自己你会《回到我身边》。

《我以为》,《我真的以为》,一个人也可以好好地过。《后来》才发现,《明天的幸福》,《有你才完整》。

《一千年以后》,我学会了《失恋学》。《痴心绝对》也挽回不了我那已逝情谊。拿出《勇气》,《我让你走了》。《如果你爱我是因为我爱你》,也许《手放开》,是最好的《靠岸》。

《爱情里没有谁对谁错》。《我不后悔》,你是我《爱过的人》。《如果有一天》,我们再见面,希望我们《依然是朋友》。

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

'起步走‘ by 吴忠明


都忘了
夏天啦
时间过得很平静
老房子
还是留在蝉声里

很偶尔
停下来
等着红灯变绿灯
片刻里 闪过熟悉的永恒

我一直都记得那段长巷
从石子墙弥漫出花香
日子过的好放空
我们什么也不想 慢慢晒太阳

我记得
你的眼泪泛着光
不知道的路还长
我们曾害怕
世界那么大
哪里才是尽头

起步走 这一刻要向前冲
风好大
我跟自己说
谁都别忘掉

到这里
也许不得不分离
但所有美好风景
我们都经过
一定会继续
走下去的力气

起步走
梦想还有一段路
跳舞吧
会看见
那晚山顶的月光